Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
hey, look what i found
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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
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is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
do he got a booty
Okay I like this one.
